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Great Idea Jared,

this post is useless, it contains no valuable information, and it was posted strictly so that I could say things that I would yell in a crowded room (as per your instructions:)) after this my post will be more useful.

If you have continued reading I am about to embark on the task of writing a slue of Shakespearean insults:

thou:
witless white-livered villiago
spongy three-suited ticklebrain
slobbery sheep-biting rabbit-sucker
reeky rank-scented quatch-buttock
overgorged motley-minded princox
panderly hell-goverened oxhead
lumpish hollow-eyed miscreant
heinous eye-offending jack-a-nape
gorbellied fat-kindeyed fleshmonger
finical clay-brained dullard
chulish barren-spirited codpiece

thanks for you time

-Sameer